I will not be qouting this movie at this moment

Ok, this movie was one of the reasons I decided to do the "vault" I also decided early on I would wait a long time before doing it. But I noticed the other night we were on our 99th post, which I thought was my 100th post at first, and I wanted to do something big to celebrate the "100th". Well, this post will actually be a out 102nd post but it's still apart of the non-celebrated celebration here. This movie is one of several that I have vivid memory of as a child, around the age of four or five. I loved it then and I love it now, there was a middle ground where I kind of forgot about it. I remembered it well but didn't watch it, I only ever saw it on fox saturtday afternoons and even as I kid I refused to watch movies with commercials and that were cut so I didn't sit down and watch it again until awhile ago when I could view it uncut. Since that viewing, I decided this movie had a huge impact on who I am. Not necessarly as a person, but the things I like an enjoy. I also am some what surprised at how often I viewed this one and the sequal as a child. I remember one time when I was watching the second one of these movies and I made a lego figure of the hero and blasted everyone away. I've watched this movie probably a dozen times in the last eight months alone. I present you one of my favorite movies ever, Peter Weller's greatest roll, Robocop.

many of my friends and I qoute this movie often, almost daily. We make references to it and state out love of it constatntly. Clarence Boddikerk is also one of my favorite villians ever and him also being Red Forman later in his career only makes me love him more.


Cool little documentary

And lastly, as much as I love old wreslting and robocop this is an emberassment and somewhat hard to watch, haha.

Yeah lets play are a joke

Lets play for those of you that don't know are usually nerds recording themselves playing their favorite games. They usually lack any editing skills so their videos are horrid and their voices are usually grating and sometimes they can't even play the fucking game. The second video Shane posted is a good example of what trash lets plays can be. Fuck them.

I have Mastered an Artform

Behold, my Magnum Opus:




Sadly, there are those who still feel they can outclass me. Just look at this pretender:

More Mega Man Madness!!

But, sadly, I didn't make it.




(PS- I found this through Kurt who found it through Plastic Nothing http://plasticnothing.blogspot.com/ . Credit where it's due)

So today I went back to work for the first time in over a week

I was reminded why I've been at the same place for almost three years with such little pay. I walked in and one of the boys, we'll call him Dartanian, was walking out of the bathroom and another boy was walking towards the bathroom, we'll call him Maldor. Dartanian looked at Maldor and said "I pOOoooOOppped" very proud of him self, Maldor replied "I know" Dartanian said "I pooped a poopsword" and he was very excited as he told him. I wasn't even there for five minutes and I hear this shit, I love it there.

I felt compelled to post these stupid ass music videos

I kind of wish Peter Jackson would have kept the quirkiness and music from the books, 15 birds was one of my favorite songs of all of the books, this version kicks ass, haha.

Now I've Got Your Power!

More of the Translation for those of you who like it in short installments (ie, those who dont know that you can actually just read the whole thing on photobucket).

I'm tougher than you think! The warden of any prison has to be the very best in kung fu.

Let's go again, I was going to wait until next week for this one to continue my ultra violent trend. But I found out that this movie was the first movie in China to be rated a Category III for violence, the government given rating that legally prevents children under 18 to enter or rent a movie. So I had to include it with the Street Fighter. They also both use the X-ray punch/death though The Street Fighter started that trend. This movie is a Chinese made movie based on a Japanese manga and anime, which is pretty common in China. I had heard several time from friends about scenes of this movie but no one I knew had watched in its entirety. One night while kicking around Youtube I watched a couple of scenes and decided I had to watch it. I found a dubbed version, really half the charm of this movie, and proceeded to watch it through. It is one of the funniest and goriest b movies I have ever viewed. People get punched through, their eyes slapped out of their heads, some guy uses his intestine to try and choke out the hero, the lower skin of a dude's face gets cut off in one slice and a man gets his head clapped in to gore. It's a fucking amazing and terrible movie and I love it. I've included two trailers because one is kind of neat, it shows the manga comparisons to the actors and the other makes it look super serious. I present Riki/y-oh aka the legend of riki/y aka the story of riki/y aka King of Strength aka Lik Wong.


Seriously don't be fooled by the second trailer, the movie not that serious, it's pretty much up it's own ass and trying to get people more interested. But what should get you interested is the B-grade, dead alive esque gore.
Spoiler Alert!: Contains gore

You can find this movie pretty easily on youtube.

Improve your skills, son, harden your body, become a NUMBER ONE MAN!

I'm mad at myself for not watching this movie sooner. I'm a big fan of the star actor of the movie and I own two copies of this movie but I just watched it. I got this movie on a five dvd set and then I forgot I had it in that set and then bought it at the dollar store. I also bought a three movie collect with all of the movies staring this lead actor. Sonny Chiba is one of my favorite action stars, I've seen him as a ninja, Duke Togo a anime/manga character, the leader of a Arctic expedition team, the famous Jubei Yagyu, the equally famous Hattori Hanzo and now a street fighter. The Street Fighter, a cult classic, was also the first movie to be rated X for violence. While tame compared to today's standards, for the time it's rather violent. This movie is obviously easily found and is usually cheaper than actually renting it, I would suggest anyone that's a fan of brutal martial arts movies to just purchase a cheap copy as they are the X rated version. I present six foot six of half breed fury, THE STREET FIGHTER.

This was the scene that made sure I sat down and watched this movie. I'm also getting ready to watch the return of the street fighter with Heart Burn.

This early morning...

I decided that I would try and "blog network" to get us some more reading people. I clicked on the Vancouver link, figuring I would find many a readers/bloggers that I know. I'm in the 500's and I've found two. One person I kind of work with and another I don't want contact with. What's weird is that a majority of people I'm finding on here are between 32 and 75, as many people as I know in the area most are not between those ages. Also every other profile has jesus, the bible, jc or christ in their profile those people are not our demographic. So much for coning more people I know in to reading this inane bullshit.