Monday, September 28, 2009

Opinions are like Assholes: Titan Maximum


So, I wanted to start doing a review column, and it's my blog (well, half of it is) so here I go.

Titan Maximum. From the guys who did Robot Chicken, and I assume some other guys too. It's a parody of the Sentai Team/Giant Robot series from some of our childhoods like Voltron. Actually, it's pretty much Voltron with dick jokes.

I have to admit, the opening was pretty promising. We have the enemy fleet approaching a defenseless planet, ready to strike. For a minute, I thought the show might actually be a homage rather than straight up parody.

Sadly, that notion was dashed the second the characters opened their mouths. The main protagonists "banter" back and fourth as they decimate the enemy fighters in a way as to make me cringe. Right away its obvious that they were going for common stereotype characters, only exaggerated heavily. We've got "Moronic Leader Guy" "Sarcastic Smart Guy" "Goody-Two-Shoes Good at everything Girl" "Paris Hilton" and "Fat Comedy Guy". That's pretty much it, no subversion or anything. They're all pretty "in yo face" about their respective persona's pretty much to the point where I decided I didn't really care for the show.

And I guess, at the end of the day, that's what I liked least about the whole thing. The characters were predictable. You could set your watch by them. Nothing that they said caught me off guard and half of what they did I found plain obnoxious (especially Paris Hilton). I get that its a comedy series, I shouldn't be expecting Shakespearean motivations for each and every character. But they kept alluding to this semi-serious back story that didn't fit with how the characters were portrayed.

Second place in the "things I didn't care for" category was the drawn out gags. I don't know if they plan on keeping the show at a half hour per episode, but I'm wondering if that's a good idea... Alot of what I saw felt like padding to me. This could have easily come in at the 11-15 minute mark and would have achieved just as much as far as progression of story.

To be fair, it's not all bad. I did watch the whole premier, because there were some things that had me genuinely laughing. Mostly just little things, short gags etc. But the overall setting/plot also drew me in. They did a fairly good job of presenting a sci-fi giant robot universe. The set pieces were cool, and the effects were good for what they are (claymation and some 3d stuff).

Overall, if almost ALMOST felt like they were going for a more serious series when they originally sketched this idea out, then someone decided it should be a parody part-way through production. Otherwise, they can't decide if they want to appeal to lovers of fart jokes, or people who are nostalgic for giant robots. Honestly, I might give it another chance or two to grab me. There was alot that rubbed me the wrong way, but there was also just enough that I liked that it might be worth another shot.

Arbitrary Number Score:

8 Shrugs- Not entirely sure that I'll watch the series. But I don't REGRET watching this episode. If you like Robot Chicken most of the time, and have fond memories of Voltron and stuff you could give it a shot. It's only about 25 minutes or so... also free.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Inspired by Mr. Banter


Here's a wallpaper I made:

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Then I went ahead and did this too:

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Two of my favorite action stars/men appeared in the same movie together!

I want to see this so fucking bad.

On a side note, I informed Shane that I have in fact seen Hell comes to Frogtown at the young tender age of 9. Since I don't remember most of it I'll be rewatching it soon, maybe even this morning if I can't sleep!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Straight bad asses...

or we were


















This a funny and depressing picture, haha. This was Shane and I working at the elementary school we met each other at over four years ago, probably closer to five now. Now we're just lazy old men.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Not much to say,

but that Brad Neely cartoons exist uncut still. These were on a website run by William's Street and they shut it down last year and folded a few of the web series in Adult Swim but edited them which sucked. Well, Mr. Brad Neely has uploaded them to youtube.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Nostalgia gets the better of me

Sometimes my friends will talk about their favorite Disney Movie. The one they always watched as a kid. Everybody I know has one. Some popular ones are Lion King, Beauty and the Beast or Aladdin.

I have yet to meet someone else who shares my favorite:




When I was little I watched the HELL out of Sword and the Stone (my parents can attest to this). I even, at one point, had the opportunity to read the novel "The Once and Future King" and guess what: Its not the MOVIE that's totally fucked up, it's the SOURCE MATERIAL.

Oh, the other big one was:



Fuck the hampster dance for stealin that shit.

So, what Disney movies do you like? And don't fuckin' lie, we all have one.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Kurt, do me a favor:

So, Roddy Piper. Wrestler, actor, all around awesome story teller. You've no doubt heard about "They Live" the classic sci-fi role that made Roddy a gum chewing asskicker. But... have you heard of Sam?

Sam Hell that is:




So, Kurt, please fufull your role on this blog and find/watch this movie for me. Thanks in advance,

Shane

Friday, September 11, 2009

Never Forget

Never ever never!

http://tinyurl.com/nl3y34

Always Remember!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

As a young child

I was a big wrestling fan! As a family we would watch WWF weekly and have parties for all of the Wrestlemanias. Around the late 90's with the attitude era...we just stopped. Flat out stopped watching wrestling, I for one am glad. I look back on that era with a donkey shit taste in my mouth.
Recently Shane exposed me to some of the current wrestling programs, while not as good as what we grew up watching it's much better than what was around ten years ago or so. With this resugence in wrestling interest I've been watching a lot of the old matches. Like most kids Hulk Hogan was a favorite but one of my all time favorites, even now I love him, was Rowdy Rody Piper. This is one reason why


That and They Live.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I couldn't help myself...mainly because I've been up all night

Anyways, I'm a huge Atom and his package fan. I was lucky enough to see him on his last tour, it was one of the most amazing shows of my life. My friend recently mentioned Math the band to me, I happened to look over their name on a Atom and his package tribute and didn't pay any attention to them. I have most of their stuff now, though I'm not as impressed by as much of it as I would have liked to have been. It seems like their most recent album, the one I don't have is much more refined and better than the stuff I have. They're like Atom and his package and Andrew WK. From the live clips I've seen they seem to be able to put on a damn good show. I would very much like to see them.

Math the Band! from Quarter Productions on Vimeo.


They're also kind of hipsters, but I can look past that.