My dream project...

would be a comedy/horror movie staring Christopher Walken and Lance Henriksen. Walken would star as an optimistic widower who has lost his direction in life. Henriksen would play his cynical best friend who never married or had children. He reminds Walken of their childhood dream of owning a farm together and eventually presuades Walken to move with him to the Pacific Northwest to live their dream. Eventhing starts off quiet and nice as they begin to enjoy their new life, Henriksen even finding a sort of love interest. But everything begins to tumble down as their crops are found torn up and some of their live stock missing or mutilated. They decide to stake out to find out who is causing them problems and they witness a large hairy creature they can only deduce is Sasquatch. Comedy ensues as they try to capture the fabled Sasquatch. Movie hit the sequal stars them and aliens invading their farm.

Nothing to do with Christmas

Scene opens on a random sidewalk. We see a professional looking man striding with a briefcase through what seems like a somewhat shady part of town. A confident figure steps in out from an alley and begins to speak.

"Hey, man, you want some... crack?"

"Excuse me?" The professional man replies "I don't have time for this..."

"Whoa, relax, man! It's cool, it's cool. This is good shit, my friend!"

The professional continues to rebuke the dealer's attempts. Eventually the dealer switches to the "First Taste is Free" sell tactic, though the other man still seems uninterested. Though he tries to get passed, the dealer continues to make his pitch. Finally, the professional relents.

"Fine, I'll take the damn drugs if it will get you off my back!"

"You won't regret it!"

And the professional goes along his way. After a few blocks, he stops and looks around. Not seeing the dealer, he ducks into a handy alleyway. He loosens his tie and reaches up to his face. He slowly peels off a mask, to reveal a dirty and disheveled true-face. His body language has also changed, he is now very shaky, and intent on digging the crack out of his pocket. He opens his briefcase to reveal a load of drug paraphernalia.

As he raises the lit crack-pipe to his face, he smiles to himself:

"Works every time."

Fade to black.

I'm a corpse burrito, dude!

It's that time again and tonight I've picked a real B movie gem. Looking at this movie you would expect nothing more than a Sci-Fi original and really that's what you get though I don't think it was. It's on the higher, I would say way higher end of Sci-Fi original movies. It's like Texas chainsaw massacre plus Kevin Smith. Though I've become grossly sick with Kevin Smith for the most part and dislike using him as an example, I think it fits well here. Basically a couple of guys go on a road trip because of of the characters decided he must profess his love to his Ex who is going to get married. On the way they come across a homicidal maniac in a monster truck, craziness, blood and laughs ensue. I present to you Monster Man
I had issues finding the trailer on youtube, so here's the IMDB link. It's a terrible terrible trailer and had I seen it before the movie I wouldn't have seen the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1385627929/

I did however find this good clip from the movie. Enjoy.