You're already dead

Tonight marks the ending of the week long movie vault updates. This coming week the vault will be updated either Wednesday or Thursday giving all five fans a chance to track the movie down if they desire to. I was going to finish the update with one of my favorite movies of all time, but I decided against it. I decided to pick a real winner, something that's very enjoyable to watch with friends and probably drunk, though I haven't tested that theory yet, I saw this one years ago. This one is an American movie based on a Japanese animation and manga, so you know it's grade A ass. I'm a big fan of 80's anime, especially super violent 80's anime. I knew the movie couldn't top it's source in violence, but it did in laughs. I present to you the American live action Fist of the north star trailer.


I love Fist of the north star in all mediums, though the movie sucks it's enjoyable because it's so bad. Kenshiro the main character is like a cross between Mad Max and Bruce Lee, two other things I also love. You can never go wrong with post apocolypic craziness, well maybe you can, but it's usually way kick ass.

Now here are some scenes from the 80's animation and the animation from a few years ago just to show you why I fucking love fist of the north star. I don't expect anyone to watch all of the third clip but there's some kick ass shit in it.
SPOILER!: The following videos include extreme violence.


For sure atleast watch the first couple of minutes. The part before this he punches and kicks the shit out these guys.


Also Heartburn wanted to add his responce:
If you post this I'll be your best friend



Spoiler Alert: You're already dead

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

I just got done watching this movie with my parents, no shit. I grew up watching this movie, when I was in the 7th grade I dressed up as one of these characters for Halloween and got in a argument with some shithead about who was a bigger fan. There's really not much to say about it other than it pretty much started a genre of movie that's still going strong, the stoner flick. Cheech and Chong's: Up and smoke is still funny as hell no matter how many times I've seen it.

There's really too many classic scenes, it's hard to pick just one. But I settled with this one, you might have to turn the sound up, not sure it might just be my computer.

Man fuckah John Wayne

Here is a movie I should be waiting to do, but I have to throw out a couple good ones once and awhile. It's one of my favorites and a regular watch in my group of friends. It's been mentioned once before in a post, a drunken one at that. There's a good story that comes along with this one. My friend and I went around town looking for a copy of this movie, but to no avail. We eventually called the blockbuster where I have an account and he asked them to hold this particular movie. When we went to pick it up the kid working that handed it to me and said "It usually against Blockbuster's policy to rent movies out like this" I looked at him confused and asked him what he meant. He replied "Rapoman, we don't usually rent movie out like this" we both had a good laugh. I guess when my friend called to have it held the kid thought he was saying Rapoman. So I present to you, what some of my friends say is their favorite movie, Repoman.

This movie has some of the best dialogue written, ever. It's also a punk rock classic. This if for sure one of my favorite scenes.

For sure check this one out.
Anyways I'm off to party and probably watch bad/awesome movies. Have a good and safe Friday night.

The Joy of Bob Ross

I was recently shown this: http://www.bobross.fm/
And in celebration, I'd like to share with you some of my favorite Bob Ross creations...

God Bless, my Friends...

This is pretty wicked

So after posting that Seikima II video I started looking more in to them. Their fucking awesome, that's all I have to say. The lead singer Demon Kogure is a fucking mad man, he preaches a religion a demons and Satan, he does fusion music of modern rock and traditional Japanese music, he reads poetry and he's a sumo wreslter commentator all while he's in his character. Their name translates to the end of the century, they were preaching the end of the world and that it would be in 2000. They broke up on December 31st at 11:59:59 pm. They have done a couple reunion tours and some of the members do other projects with him. As far as heavy metal goes, which I'm not a big fan of or really at all, these guys are tops. This song was taken from a concert where they had past members come and play with them, it's fucking nuts, look at how many guitarists they have on stage, they also have two drums. The solos are awesome too.























Yeah they look like a Kiss rip off, I saw Kiss when I was 12, I would have rather seen these guys. I like their music a lot more.

The most advanced womans correctional facility in this sector

Here's one I had the enjoyment of viewing. Luckily my friend's roommate picked it up at a garage sale for cheap and it was sitting on his movie self with a smattering of classics. After watching Phantasm we decided to watch something else and this is what we pulled off the shelf. It's of the stereotypical women in prison genre....but in SPACE! It's a futuristic tale of a woman being in prison and having to fight her way out. There's gratuitous tit shots, over the top use of racial slurs and some random stripping scene in front of fat white men thrown in. Here's the grade A trailer. Sadly this is another movie people don't feel the need to post. So the only thing I could find was the trailer so here's some pictures of Lisa Boyle, the lead.

He already has more fans than us

Do you know about Ill Mitch? We do, and let us tell you he is the finest Russian Born Rap Master we've ever heard of! He raps raps, he also makes videos and sells shirts and posters and stickers and crap.



So go ahead, watch his videos at and spread the word! I'm sure he would appriciate it, as he wants more fans so that he can buy an ipod.

So...

I was about to head to bed when I found out that there's a trailer out for this movie

I've been looking forward to it for awhile. I stopped paying attention to it because it kept getting pushed back though so I had no idea it had a release date or even a trailer. I sort of hope Eli Roth dies a slow painful death, I really don't care for his movies, but that's another post for another time.

Unlawful procreation?

For the crime you will be sentenced to life in a maximum security prison called....the fortress....2. Well, it's not called the fortress 2 but the movie is. I really don't have much to say about it other that it's mind blowingly retarded and it stars Christopher Lambert, who will also be remembered as the guy who said "There can be only one". I was really inebriated when I saw this movie. I had a lot of good laughs and that was really enjoyable. This movie is what Spooky's movie vault is about, movies youc an really enjoy with friends. Lets take a peek at the trailer shall we?

You know what's great? I could really only find one clip of the movie aside from the trailer. It happens to be a very "classic" scene too, oh and it's in French.

Really watching this movie in low quality in French would be ideal.

I'm a corpse burrito, dude!

It's that time again and tonight I've picked a real B movie gem. Looking at this movie you would expect nothing more than a Sci-Fi original and really that's what you get though I don't think it was. It's on the higher, I would say way higher end of Sci-Fi original movies. It's like Texas chainsaw massacre plus Kevin Smith. Though I've become grossly sick with Kevin Smith for the most part and dislike using him as an example, I think it fits well here. Basically a couple of guys go on a road trip because of of the characters decided he must profess his love to his Ex who is going to get married. On the way they come across a homicidal maniac in a monster truck, craziness, blood and laughs ensue. I present to you Monster Man
I had issues finding the trailer on youtube, so here's the IMDB link. It's a terrible terrible trailer and had I seen it before the movie I wouldn't have seen the movie.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1385627929/

I did however find this good clip from the movie. Enjoy.