From the veil of sleep

So last night, as Im drifting off to dreamland, I start thinking of Jeff Goldblum. I know, that's pretty common. But I was wondering what it would be like if he had is own magazine. So today I made these:

Movie Review: 2012

Two things happened in this movie:

1) Someone Cried

2) Something Broke

Take that, alternate a few times, and you got this movie.

It was agreed that the movie suffered for a lack of Jeff Goldblum. However, Danny Glover made a DAMN fine president. I've once heard this man declare that someone had "Cut off his dick and shoved it up his ass". Hell yeah.

Not a GOOD movie, but a FUN movie.