Movie Review: 2012

Two things happened in this movie:

1) Someone Cried

2) Something Broke

Take that, alternate a few times, and you got this movie.

It was agreed that the movie suffered for a lack of Jeff Goldblum. However, Danny Glover made a DAMN fine president. I've once heard this man declare that someone had "Cut off his dick and shoved it up his ass". Hell yeah.

Not a GOOD movie, but a FUN movie.