Saturday, November 14, 2009

Movie Review: 2012

Two things happened in this movie:

1) Someone Cried

2) Something Broke

Take that, alternate a few times, and you got this movie.

It was agreed that the movie suffered for a lack of Jeff Goldblum. However, Danny Glover made a DAMN fine president. I've once heard this man declare that someone had "Cut off his dick and shoved it up his ass". Hell yeah.

Not a GOOD movie, but a FUN movie.

5 comments:

Fetuswenus said...

Danny Glover should have said
"I'm too old for this shit."
Then Mel Gibson should have slammed his shoulder back into place. Then the movie would have been AWESOME

Spookyboots said...

You saw this movie :(

Fetuswenus said...

I haven't, but I know what didn't happen

Spookyboots said...

No I know you didn't, haha. I mean that at Shane

Fetuswenus said...

I took a shit on the guy running the projector