I'd love to see your spook house, infact I'd really love to help with it.

The movie vault if finally back for it's 100th installment, yup it's 345th installment. It's back from the dead with vengeance. Usually I post a movie that I like or hold dearly but the movie I was going to do, I pushed back to next week. So this week I chose a movie I don't give two shits about and just watched two hours ago before I passed out. Was it from boredom of the move? Probably not, it was more likely a combination of a shitty sleeping schedule and working with rabid five year olds. This movie was ridiculous and it was so much like a Ed Wood movie it wasn't even funny, well, it was funny just sad. It was made in 1995 and stared two dead actors, yup, two dead guys. One Mr. John Carradine, yes the fater of our beloved David Carradine, died in 1985. The other Mr. Cameron Mitchell died in 1994. Now you're asking yourself "How did this wzards in hollywood do it?! Was it like what the did with Vincent Price for the Thief and the Cobbler!?" Not likely, I don't think either of these guys knew they were going to be in this shit fest. The movie used old footage that was never used and they got their hands on it and inserted it in to their movie. Alright, so this write up is already about the length of a nomral one and I haven't actually said anything about the movie! The movie opens up with a shot pretty much ripped right off of the original Halloween movie. It cuts to a dude, who reminds me of someones creepy drunk uncle who might have mental development issues telling a story to the movies young heor (sort of hero). So some guy in the early 20th century is accused of practicing sorcery and is put to death by a mob. Before his death he curses the town and says that he will have his revenge. Cut back to modern 1995 and some shit head demon shows up with a pumpkin for a head and starts killing people. If it wasn't for the gratuitus boob shots I figured this movie would have been on the 13 nights of Halloween for ABC family or whatever channel runs that. There was blood, yeah, but that was the extent of the gore aside from a shitty prop head that flew out of the bushes. This movie also had some grade A acting from young Ryan Latshaw, I don't know why his career didn't blossom! I present you...Jack-O! The trailer I tried to rip off another sute but couldn't do it right! So you have to watch it here...SPOUT Jack-O Trailer

Yeah there's a bit of the story In the trailer I neglected to mention, but really the movie makes no sense so it's ok.