Forklift told me to update

So I will!

Some of you may already know of this guy, but guess what? I didn't. So here is a video by him which I find funny. See if you agree!

You ever been thrown 20 fucking feet into a china hutch by a goddamn midget puppet werewolf?

And now, I proudly present:


This idea comes not from me, rather, my good friends the Cock and Rock Opera. Simply put, this tour-de-force starts with the simple premise: She was a grandmother, he was from the future... caught in a war not of their making... he needs a vacation.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

DOwnload the sweet radio spot, right here- http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XE30GN26

10 years and I still love this song

I'd love to see your spook house, infact I'd really love to help with it.

The movie vault if finally back for it's 100th installment, yup it's 345th installment. It's back from the dead with vengeance. Usually I post a movie that I like or hold dearly but the movie I was going to do, I pushed back to next week. So this week I chose a movie I don't give two shits about and just watched two hours ago before I passed out. Was it from boredom of the move? Probably not, it was more likely a combination of a shitty sleeping schedule and working with rabid five year olds. This movie was ridiculous and it was so much like a Ed Wood movie it wasn't even funny, well, it was funny just sad. It was made in 1995 and stared two dead actors, yup, two dead guys. One Mr. John Carradine, yes the fater of our beloved David Carradine, died in 1985. The other Mr. Cameron Mitchell died in 1994. Now you're asking yourself "How did this wzards in hollywood do it?! Was it like what the did with Vincent Price for the Thief and the Cobbler!?" Not likely, I don't think either of these guys knew they were going to be in this shit fest. The movie used old footage that was never used and they got their hands on it and inserted it in to their movie. Alright, so this write up is already about the length of a nomral one and I haven't actually said anything about the movie! The movie opens up with a shot pretty much ripped right off of the original Halloween movie. It cuts to a dude, who reminds me of someones creepy drunk uncle who might have mental development issues telling a story to the movies young heor (sort of hero). So some guy in the early 20th century is accused of practicing sorcery and is put to death by a mob. Before his death he curses the town and says that he will have his revenge. Cut back to modern 1995 and some shit head demon shows up with a pumpkin for a head and starts killing people. If it wasn't for the gratuitus boob shots I figured this movie would have been on the 13 nights of Halloween for ABC family or whatever channel runs that. There was blood, yeah, but that was the extent of the gore aside from a shitty prop head that flew out of the bushes. This movie also had some grade A acting from young Ryan Latshaw, I don't know why his career didn't blossom! I present you...Jack-O! The trailer I tried to rip off another sute but couldn't do it right! So you have to watch it here...SPOUT Jack-O Trailer

Yeah there's a bit of the story In the trailer I neglected to mention, but really the movie makes no sense so it's ok.

This was too precious not to post

Our friend Craig, from Witty's Ramblings (you can find the link in either Shane's or my profile) showed this to Shane and then Shane showed me. I then decided I had to steal it, I hope you don't hate me Craig.

Before the return of the vault...

A big part of my life is music and with that comes a lot of disappointment. A lot of bands that I do or have liked have changed their music styling. For various reasons a band changes their style, they're maturing, they lose a key member, something big has happened in one or more members of the band or for the big bucks. Sometimes these changes can be great, some bands even get better. Other bands alienate their old fans and produce crap. Some always produced crap but you love them either way. Now I have a soft spot, well a large soft spot in my heart for pop punk. As a snot nosed punk rock kid at the tender age of 13, I loved pop punk. It was fast, loud and immature what more could you want? Most main stream pop punk bands have "evolved" trying to create the illusion that they're mature and great musicians now. When in actually they couldn't write a well thought out rock anthem to save their 40 year old lives. Now I know I'm pretty sure you know who I'm talking about but really I'm talking about the fabled Blink 182. I'm pretty sure most of our readers didn't like them to begin with. Yeah they suck...NOW, but Buddha one of Blink 182's first full lengths is still a great pop punk gem. I find myself listening to more than I should and wishing I was 13 again and add safety pins to my bracelet made out of a striped sock top.