Saturday, December 13, 2008

I think i'm going to start a comic

[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: i'm a super genie
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: ous
[PALS] Heart Burn: Im a super Genie
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: thats'w hat I said
[PALS] Heart Burn: it's like a super sayan
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: sayian*
[PALS] Heart Burn: but I gran 6 wishes
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: I grant 69 sexual wishes
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: but only if you're a woman
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: and they're all with me
[PALS] Heart Burn: That's pretty ambigous
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: if you're a dood
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: GTFO
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: that's internet lingo for
[PALS] Heart Burn: Do you grant a total of 69 sexually related wishes?
[PALS] Heart Burn: Or do you only grant wishes that have to do with the 69 pstion>
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: Grand Transexual Fucking Oraphisus
[PALS] Heart Burn: Grapes Taste Fucking OWSOME!
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: 69 sexually related wishes
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: that I grant
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: with the woman that rubs me weiner
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: it's not even a lamp
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: it's just my weiner
[PALS] Heart Burn: Does purple smoke come out?
[PALS] Heart Burn: At least?
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: sure what ever the hell I want to come out
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: some time yellow mist
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: other times snow
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: but yes
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: purple smoke
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: and deep purple plays too
[PALS] Heart Burn: Oh yeah
[PALS] Heart Burn: that was actually the first wish I ever granted
[PALS] Heart Burn: "I wish that Deep Purple was a band"
[PALS] Heart Burn: and I knew exactly what that guy meant
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: yeah I like them
[PALS] Heart Burn: that guy was Frank Senatra
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: but I woudl have wished for like
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: a band taht was all sasquaqui that played instruments made of human bones
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: ZZ top is kind of like that
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: but it sounds worse
[PALS] Heart Burn: You'd better watch what you say about ZZ Top.
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: fuck you
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: ZZ top
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: more liek ZZ dicktop
[PALS] Heart Burn: More like ZZ Topofyourfacewithawellplacedkaratekick
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: they're too fucking old
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: they couldn't do that shit
[PALS] Heart Burn: You dont understand, Kurt
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: yes I do
[PALS] Heart Burn: ZZ Top was the governments first attempts at Rock and Roll Robots.
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: their gimick was facial hari but it was dirty as hell facial hair
[PALS] Heart Burn: They went rouge back in '74
[PALS] Heart Burn: They teamed up with the ghost of Elvis to create the greatest beard of all time
[PALS] Heart Burn: and hid it in a mayan ruin.
[PALS] Heart Burn: The wrote a song about their adventure called "La Grange"
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: when you said rogue
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: i blanked out
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: and thought of one thing
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: you know what?
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWlKUJRNTeE
[PALS] Heart Burn: THat's because I can't spell.
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: oh I even read it as rogue
[PALS] Laird Spooky Úlfhéðinn: so you're safe
[PALS] Heart Burn: But... for how long?

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