So today I went back to work for the first time in over a week

I was reminded why I've been at the same place for almost three years with such little pay. I walked in and one of the boys, we'll call him Dartanian, was walking out of the bathroom and another boy was walking towards the bathroom, we'll call him Maldor. Dartanian looked at Maldor and said "I pOOoooOOppped" very proud of him self, Maldor replied "I know" Dartanian said "I pooped a poopsword" and he was very excited as he told him. I wasn't even there for five minutes and I hear this shit, I love it there.